quotes

Bubba: It's kinda like just being a Pimp
Stuart: I was going to say management, but that's really sorta the same...

— Bubba, a server at Yes, Thai indeed · January 27, 2012

That's like having open heart surgery while you're running a marathon…

— Rob Horan · January 25, 2012

Aric: Why isn't it called a woman-trap?
Stuart: 'Cause that would be sexist, but man-trap is not.

— Aric Warsaw & Stuart Lathrop · January 25, 2012

Restarting your computer won't fix their server…

— James Platt · November 28, 2011

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

— Steve Olney · November 15, 2011

Either we're incredibly advanced or we're terribly stupid.

— Aric Warsaw · November 8, 2011 (Noted while reviewing a conversation with Citrix engineers where he learned what we have running is not possible…)

I became insane with long periods of horrible sanity.

— Edgar Allan Poe · American author, poet, editor and literary critic (1809-1849)

Windows® doesn't have any return on investment anymore; it's just a tax.

— Aric Warsaw · October 19, 2011 (always the master of understatement…)

The mind can only absorb what the bladder can endure.

— Jim LaHaise · October 13, 2011 (Observed during an appropriate meeting break…)

Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OSes is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders…

— Anonymous · June 24, 2011 (found here while looking for a particular Linux Mint quote)

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