Purchasing vs. Leasing

Purchasing

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he had sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849.00 per time.

This is Heather:

Leasing

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen:

Consider this:
Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5 years he would have paid $7.3 million in total for sex every night for 5 years, a $41.7 million savings.

Value-added benefits are:

  • a 22 year old
  • no coaxing
  • never a headache
  • happily agrees to all requests
  • no complaining
  • no honey-do lists
  • has two legs

Best of all: she leaves and comes back when asked.

All at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.