To all you believers in the ‘tooth fairy, Santa Claus, the Easter bunny, alien made crop circles and ‘Bigfoot’:
Why is it, if a rogue bear mauls someone in the bush, game wardens don’t have any trouble finding it days later?
If a prison escapee flees into the wild, no matter how bush wise he is, it's not long before he's tracked down.
They can find a tiny bird that is almost extinct in the vast expanse of Rocky Mountain wilderness and document all of this with photos and bodies.
Yet no one can produce the body of a big smelly seven foot hairy giant walking around the bush and making no effort to hide?
Oh, and before it slips my mind,I was once taken to an alien space ship after having consumed a bad batch of mushrooms.
Gimme a friggin’ break!
From The Stanton Social club, New York City: The perfect mint julep. Of course, I have a particular soft spot for Champagne…
Fill a cocktail shaker with ice cubes.
Add the mint, bitters, sherry, simple syrup, and lemon juice and shake well.
Strain into a flute half-filled with crushed ice and top with Champagne.
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